Saturday, March 28, 2020

NAFPS Selections: Don't F**k With the Gorilla


[From the New Age Frauds and Plastic Shamans forum, by "Sandy S," May 16, 2015]:

A few days ago on Charles Lee Spezzano's "card of the day," the following bit of wisdom was bestowed to the seekers--

http://chuckandlencyspezzano.blogspot.com/2015/05/transcendence-dont-fk-with-gorilla.html?q=gorilla

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    TRANSCENDENCE & DON"T F**K WITH THE GORILLA

    TRANSCENDENCE & DON"T F**K WITH THE GORILLA are the cards for today. TRANSCENDENCE is the ability to cut through resistance and go up to a whole new level. DON"T F**K WITH THE GORILLA means to not antagonize a person or group of potentially belligerent power and cause yourself unnecessary pain and hardship. Together they mean that you can leap forward but don't stop to be passive-aggressive and open up a world of hurt. Have a great day!!!
    Posted 4 days ago by Chuck Spezzano



A couple years back, in his March 21, 2013 card, he wasn't so shy about using the F-word--

http://chuckandlencyspezzano.blogspot.com/2013/03/the-comic-and-dont-fuck-with-gorilla.html?q=gorilla

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    THE COMIC and DON"T FUCK WITH THE GORILLA

    THE COMIC and DON'T FUCK WITH THE GORILLA are the cards for today. The COMIC speaks of humorous situations arising while the old sign at the zoo in front of the simian cages..."DON"T FUCK WITH THE GORILLA" means don't foolishly tease or rile someone or something with the power to mess you up badly. Have a fun but prudent day!
    Posted 21st March 2013 by Chuck Spezzano


Let's put aside Spezzano's infamous and unprofessional employment of dirty jokes and lewd language for now. There is something else about these two cards that intrigues me.

According to my sources, whenever Spezzano feels criticized or threatened he attempts to intimidate and bully his perceived opponent with the expression, "Don't fuck with the gorilla." So obviously he sees himself as a "potentially belligerent power" who can cause you "unnecessary pain and hardship" as well as someone "with the power to mess you up badly."

Have a fun but prudent day, fellow critics. We are dealing with a vainglorious split-mind.

3 comments:

Mel Blanc said...

Chuck Spezzano is such an impostor, one of the longest running frauds and phonies among his fellow charlatan healers.

Roll It Up said...

Chuck Spezzano is the Donald Trump of the New Age

Anonymous said...

Spezzano recycled this card again on June 4, 2018, I think. This time he used the complete F-bomb. Trump would be proud of his spiritual kinsman.

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